Noah Movie Review


20140329-173506.jpg

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but two friends of mine have:- a fellow INC Pastor Luke Harris and one of the Young Adults Leaders in Nowra City Church, Sam Laidlaw. Here are their reviews.
I will say that I am disappointed that there has been so much license applied to the movie by Hollywood when the real story is filled with, wickedness, righteousness, love, passion, redemption and a flood and drama of biblical proportions.

Here is Sam’s review

Noah (2014) – Directed by Darren Aronofsky

On Thursday night I took my bible study group to see Noah; a movie that has recently been released in cinemas. It is supposedly a bible based or inspired film, taken from the life and story of the character I was familiar with from the early chapters of Genesis. I prefer the phrase distantly related. As in, second cousin from my mum’s sister’s boyfriends family kind of a relation.

The new film, Directed by Darren Aronofsky, directly contradicts or departs in rather large ways from the story of Genesis chapters 6 to 9. And not in mere fringe details, but in major themes.

The opening scenes of the movie depict Noah and his father Lamech wandering what appears to be a barren land. A wounded animal rushes past them and men are heard in the distance. Lamech tells Noah to hide while he investigates. Lamech finds the animal has been wounded by an arrow, and is confronted by a group of men (descendants of Cain) shortly thereafter. These men kill Lamech with a young Tubal-Cain at the forefront. There are undertones of animal preservation from the very beginning, with these men portrayed as barbaric and evil because they are killing animals for food.

Biblically incorrect: according to Genesis chapter 5 Lamech lived to be 777 years old, and had Noah when he was 182. Noah would not have been a boy when his father died. Lamech would have in fact died around 5 years before the flood destroyed the earth. Also, Genesis 9:3 states ‘Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.’

In the movie, only Noah’s oldest son Shem has a ‘wife’. She was a young girl that the family rescued who grew up with Shem, Ham and Japheth. When they rescued her she was the sole survivor from a group of people including her family who had all been killed. There isn’t much detail given as to whom the killers were. She had also suffered an abdominal injury and was supposedly never able to bear children. As they become older, it’s obvious that Shem and this girl, Ila, played by Emma Watson, are lovers. Aronofsky doesn’t make it obvious that they were officially married, and I’m not too sure what the Old Testament marriage ceremony consisted of, but to me it didn’t seem as though he was promoting abstinence before marriage, which would have been nice to see in a so-called bible based film. However, the main point is that all of Noah’s sons had wives! Genesis 6:18 but with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons’ wives with thee.

Several times throughout the movie as they are building the ark, Ham pleads with Noah to find him a wife, or allow him to find one. Noah has somehow interpreted God’s message to mean that their purpose is just to build the ark for the animals and once that task is complete, they will one by one perish, and the human race will be extinguished. Ham takes matters into his own hands shortly before the rain starts, and meets this girl in the local village. As it starts to rain he warns her of the impending doom and leads her back to the ark. On the way there, she gets caught in a kind of bear trap. Ham is frantically trying to loose her foot when Noah appears on scene, in search of Ham. Ham pleads with Noah to help him release the girl so he can take her back to the ark with them, but Noah refuses, and rough handles Ham to leave the girl and bring him back to the ark. As Noah does so the people from the village, led by Tubal-Cain, are rushing to the ark also. The girl gets trampled to death by the rushing mob, and is a fairly dramatic point that portrays Noah as twisted and heartless.

This is just craziness. These events clearly didn’t happen if you read Genesis 6-9.

There are fallen angels who come across Noah and his family early on in the movie, and are presented to us in the form of spirits trapped in huge rocky bodies. They reminded me quite a lot of the autobots in Transformers. Initially they don’t want to help Noah, and leave him and his family to rot in a ravine, but one of them returns later. Noah convinces them that he is seeking to do God’s will, and these fallen angels are portrayed as regretful and sorrowful for falling from grace and disobeying God. So they begin to help Noah, specifically, to build the ark. As Noah and Ham retreat to the ark with the angry mob in tow, these rocky angels fight the mob and allow Noah and Ham to get through their perimeter to the ark. I feel there’s quite a bit of artistic license taken with this idea, and it seemed to me that Aronofsky was just trying to play off the success of Transformers, looking for an excuse to put some impressive out of this world creatures into the plot. Not to mention there are no fallen angles helping Noah to build the ark in the story I read.

Tubal-Cain manages to kill one of the angels, and the whole while the rains are coming down, most of the people are dying, tubal-Cain climbs up some scaffolding on the side of the ark, and manages to hack into the side of it and stows away inside the ark, nursing an injured leg from his battle with the angels. Noah is fighting people off at the doorway of the ark, and eventually gets the door shut and the waters increase annihilating everything and everyone not on the ark.
I have a serious problem with this. Neither tubal-Cain nor anyone else other than Noah and his family was on the ark. But not only does Aronofsky write this into the movie, his version of events has us seeing Ham being sympathetic toward Tubal-Cain and his plight. Tubal-Cain convinces Ham that he should take revenge on his father for letting ‘his girl’ get killed and not helping. Eventually Ham agrees and there is a big dramatic climax where Tubal-Cain battles with Noah, only to see Ham turn on Tubal-Cain in the end and deliver the flesh piercing blow that cripples him.

Before they go onto the ark, Ila goes to see Methuselah, who is still alive and plays a minor role in the movie. Methuselah kind of magically heals Ila from her old abdominal wound, and on the ark we find out that she is pregnant. This greatly angers Noah, who says that if the babies are born girls, able to become mothers, he will cut them down.

This is pure craziness. Genesis 6:8-9 says ‘…Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord. These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.’ Genesis 7:1 says ‘And the Lord said unto Noah, come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.’ But what we are shown is a mad man who is planning infanticide in order to carry out what he thinks is God’s will. As I stated previously, which Noah thought was to destroy all of human kind. Which makes their whole purpose of building the ark simply to save the animals.

When the ark rests on Mt Ararat, and Noah and his family leave the ark, the bible says that ‘Noah builded an altar unto the Lord; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar. And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man’s sake; for the imagination of man’s heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.’ Aronofsky doesn’t include this in his version of events, which I think is another missed opportunity to point to and give praise to God almighty.

Overall, it diverged so much from the original story, particularly in the portrayal of Noah, I could only recommend this film as pure fiction, depicting a Noah from an alternate universe, certainly not the Noah story from the Bible. I would certainly hope any Christian who sees this movie, is familiar with the real story first.

Another small indiscretion; the door of the ark was supposed to be set in the side, not aft as depicted in the movie.

Several verses came to mind for me when watching this movie, as I’m sure there will be many people who would disagree with my opinion. God has commanded us to not change His Word. As He is the author, He holds the eternal copyright. He allows us, nay, commands us, to copy and spread His Word to the entire world. However, He strictly forbids the addition or removal of anything from His Word.

Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish aught from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you. (Deuteronomy 4:2)
If you add to His Words, you make yourself a liar: “Add thou not unto [God’s] words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.” (Proverbs 30:6) Prohibition on altering God’s Word is not limited to the Old Testament.

The closing verses of the New Testament contain a very strong warning against tampering with God’s Word: Revelation 22:18,19
18. For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
19. And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

God has a very high opinion of His Word. He inspired it perfectly, and He forbids us from polluting it by adding to or subtracting from it.

Luke’s Review

NOAH: Blasphemous, Murderous, Treacherous

Well gang, if you’re looking for a super-sewerage movie experience that makes you feel like your head is being pushed through a cheese grater… slowly – then BOY do I have the movie for you! I’m pretty sure I’m going to need to shower for a week to get the stink of Hollywood heresy out of my pores after sitting through this tripe.

I feel like I just witnessed a global mooning to the billions of sincere Judeo-Christian believers worldwide. Followed by a dump on the church lawn, and the subsequent wiping done with a page ripped out of Genesis. Yep… ‘offensive’ pretty much sums it up.

In Aronofsky’s world – God is a monster. Fallen angels (biblical demons) are good guys seeking redemption. And Noah is a murderous zealot hell-bent on killing new born babies in his bid to destroy ALL of mankind; and human life is in the end is preserved ONLY because Noah chose the path of rebellion against God’s instruction.

There is nothing of truth, redemption or inspiration to be found here. Save your money and send Hollywood a message that this level of blasphemy will not be tolerated.

Honestly, those considering going to see this – do yourself a favour and CHANGE PLANS, read the Genesis account of Noah and re-hire Gibsons ‘Passion of the Christ’; you’ll be just as adequately prepped to engage in the water cooler discussions at work this week, AND in a much better mood than I am right now.

You’re welcome.



Categories: Current Affairs, Theology

Tags: , , ,

22 replies

  1. The review provided does give a glimpse in some detail to the accurate events that the movie portrayed. My questions to this though, are we going to see this for the accuracy of the events or for entertainment value?
    I for one went for the entertainment value, knowing full well that we would never get to see the accuracy of the events in the book of Genesis. (Accuracy would be nice and appreciated)
    This is also to be true in numerous films where they are based on True Life events yet are embellished to make for a great Hollywood Feature… A couple examples of this.
    1. The Machine Gun Preacher: Sam Childers himself is heard saying “Hollywood moment” in Churches all around Australia on his 2012 Visit
    2. The Bible – Has countless errors to the truth of the scriptures
    3. Miracle – A movie made on the true events of the USA Hockey Team going through to victory yet portrayed the events and stereotyped characters to enhance the “Hollywood” Experience.
    What about movies such as Lord of the Rings, Narnia Series and the like where we use these movies to exemplify good verse evil, light verse dark, God prevailing over Satan… In essence, if we are doing that, we are no different to Hollywood presenting the Noah movie in the form that it has.
    I know that the movie was not correct, but what I did enjoy about it, is that Aronofsky had some interesting interpretations around the Nephilim and the intrepid violence of mankind was so strongly portrayed that it helps me appreciate that God did what He did and gave mankind a clean slate though Noah.
    As for any strong Christian wanting to see this movie for it’s accurate portrayal of a “fairytale story” of Noah, you will be disappointed… Firstly, Noah did not live a fairytale life, it took him 120 years to build this incredible structure called the ark that would have over this time played incredibly hard on his own conscious and psychological effects would have been massive throughout the whole process.
    Secondly, don’t compare it with real life events, however use this as an opportunity for any of your non-Christian friends to raise some BIG questions around the true events. Allow this movie to be a conversation piece for truth rather than let be something that a Christian community bashes because of its correct or incorrect portrayal of what happened. Hollywood spent $120+ million creating the movie. It is great advertising for getting the hoards of people into the cinemas and start asking questions about God, creation and eternal Life through Jesus. Allow us to look at the positive outcomes rather than the “Storyline” of a movie.
    This is an opportunity, not a negative to us as Christians.
    Just my thoughts Peter.

    • I agree with Josh Reid’s critique. If it was based on the story of Noah in Genesis it would have been over in less time than it took to get to the movies. Passion of The Christ is a very different kettle of fish, directed by a Christian (not sure about practicing) this movie is directed by an atheist, use the minds God gave us and compare like with like. I also agree about movies such as Lion King, LOTR, Narnia etc

  2. Those are typical nieve points of view, which Ive come to expect from young christians and are once again disappointing to hear. They obviously have no understanding of the purpose of the medium of film.

    I have also seen the Noah film and loved it. My view here…

    http://joshreidmedia.com/my-first-thoughts-after-seeing-noah-movie/

    • Pretty negative comment Josh from the manager of a Christian radio station. I would have thought you be a little less judgmental on these so called young Christians.

      • My apologies for my wording. And thanks for the correction Pete. My comment is not against any persons young or old – but rather to the frustration I feel towards the negative feedback from Christians on this movie. To me, this is an excellent conversation starter with our family and friends – most people I know who have watched it went back and read the story in genesis straight after to check the facts. A film that makes people read their Bible cant be all bad….?

  3. I had every expectation this movie would have been biblically accurate in the way The Passion of the Christ was. While I’m still interested in seeing it, it’s nice to know now to simply expect another Hollywood action flick so I don’t sit there feeling all critical that it didn’t meet my expectations of the Biblical story. Thanks for sharing these reviews.

  4. Well spoken Pete. I saw this movie today and was horrified. Scares me to think that nonbelievers are getting a seriously defective and distorted view of God and the Truth of His Word. Very disappointed in this movie and it’s messages.

  5. very well said Annabel. I was looking forward to seeing it then I did see it and was highly disappointed in how Noah and God were portrayed. I thought it was an ok science fiction. But it should not have been called Noah because it was not like the real story and I am concerned how non Christians would view God now.

  6. The movie pushes a very “green” notion that animals need to be free from humans but God gave us dominion over the animals according to Genesis. However, regarding discussion starters, the movie opens up the opportunity for Christians to explain the Biblical World View.

  7. as someone who has done a university course in screen writing, i understood the need for a bad guy and conflict within the movie, my problem not only came with the fact that they got the story of Noah wrong (bar the fact that they did mention the creator, the seven days of creation and the fact that there was a man called noah and an ark and a flood.) but the movie was abstract and just not well made. (even with the amount of money obviously spent on special effects.) The only really good thing I found in the movie was the fact that Emma Watson is proving herself to be a great actress, other than that please next time at least make a decent movie.

  8. And people seriously went to see this movie expecting for it to be word for word scripture? That’s like sucking a lemon expecting it to be sweet and then moaning about it..

    And it’s funny how some large churches adore their frequent international speakers, yet there are no reviews of the constant heresy and creative licence taken that spews from the pulpit.

    Please..

  9. Didn’t know you could make a movie about one of the most well-known biblical stories and not mention the word “God” at any point whatseoever.

  10. I know that some people that read the twilight books were a bit annoyed the movies were not word for word, so i understand some of the points made here. :/

  11. I went and saw Noah twice and really enjoyed it. The second time around it was good to compare and contrast to the bible. If you have seen it and are frustrated by hollywood you are a bit naive to think that hollywood wouldn’t put their own little twist into the word of God. As a christian I know what I believe and what is right and if you do have non-christian friends that have seen it and are confused as to what is true it is good to discuss with them and show them what is in the bible. It’s good to have an open mind about these sort of movies as it will never live up to the true expectations of what we read as real events.

  12. It is sad when a bible story can have 120 million dollars spent on it and become a fantasy. I agree it’s a great conversation starter for non Christians . But why would people want to talk about a story that’s so far from the truth. We may as well be talking about Cinderella or red riding hood. Then again I did enjoy the escape from reality with those movies. Sadly it’s not doing the bible story any justice. The original story had good, evil, injustice, and amazing twist of good wining over the evil of this world. Praise God for the truths we have in the bible.

  13. The data in in: Noah movie IS Driving people to the Bible!

    http://philcooke.com/noah-driving-people-to-bible/

  14. The data is in: Noah movie IS Driving people to the Bible!

    http://philcooke.com/noah-driving-people-to-bible/

  15. I liked but it wasn’t very scary

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: