I am a fan of the Bucket List. Was having some time thinking yesterday and I thought of the idea of making a Reverse Bucket List:- 50 things that I don’t want to do. Here is what I came up with. These are some things I plan on not doing:
| Confront my fear of heights |
| Do anythng with Colonic Irrigation in the title |
| Read War and Peace or The Thorn Birds |
| Appear on X-Factor |
| Run a marathon |
| Eat Brussel Sprouts, Cabbage or Spinach |
| Vote Greens |
| Watch Sex and the City |
| Do a Ghost tour of anywhere |
| Witness a Tsunami |
| Climb Mt Everest |
| Engage in Sexting |
| Make a Coat of Arms for my family |
| Be unique like everyone else and get a tatoo |
| Coach my son’s soccer team |
| Bathe in the Ganges River |
| Go on a coffee tour around the world |
| Work at Hooters |
| Adopt a rescue cat |
| Put $100 on Black 17 on the Roulette wheel |
| Go wine tasting anywhere |
| Learn to say hello in 10 differenet languages |
| Attend a fashion show |
| Own an autograph book |
| Learn how to make sushi |
| Skydive |
| Swim with sharks |
| Fire walk |
| Watch a horror movie |
| Get my fortune told |
| Enter a hot dog eating contest |
| Shave my legs |
| Buy a caravan |
| Wear a cardigan |
| Turn into a grumpy old man |
| Watch Star Trek |
| Shoot a tiger |
| Have a vasectomy |
| Got to North Korea |
| Accept my inheritance from my unknown rich relative who just died in Nigeria |
| Bungee Jump |
| Learn how to Ballroom Dance |
| See a Tornado touch down |
| Be involved in an armed hold up |
| Modernise my theology |
| Be too busy for my girls |
| Be a fan of One Direction |
| Do Pilates – again |
| Teach Shakespeare to ESL students in an Asian country. |
| Be a clown |
Categories: Wisdom for life
Clown…..hahahahaha…. I think you would be a great clown. Blue suit was just the beginning…lol
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You never want to shave your legs? Woah, Pete you’re missing out there. Freshly-shaved legs feel awesome, give it a go this summer!
I can’t now. It’s on the Reverse Bucket list
You have no idea what you’re missing out on by not watching Star Trek. Especially Voyager. I’ve recently become a Star Trek convert because of that show lol.
Also, I see you have “adopt a rescue cat” on your not to do list. I hope that also includes rescue dogs then. Because cats are WAY better than dogs, so if you aren’t wanting a cat, you certainly won’t want a dog lol
You really should try a Skydive!
I can appreciate the no swimming with sharks thing… Instead, this summer, would you consider going fishing where sharks swim??
I LOVE brussel sprouts and spinach! 🙂
Sorry to hear that Neil