M68!: The Morning News Wrap for Saturday 14th November 2026


Our Dear Leader has been caught making a crude joke about Energy Minister, Chris Bowen’s dick, (his actual word), in a hot mic moment at the Climate Change Summitt. Seriously how is this guy still our Prime Minister? He is a disgrace to himself, the ALP, the Office and Australia. I have said it before, and I will say it again. Vote 1 Peter Pilt for President. I promise not to say I want to have sex with Kylie, I promise not to refer to the Prime Minister of Japan’s breasts as melons, and I promise not to talk about my fellow minister’s penis. That alone as a campaign platform, should be enough to get me elected.  Oh Oh. I also promise not to bold face lie to the Australian people, so if I fall off a stage, I will say I did and then make a joke about how gravity is clearly left wing.

Well, that escalated quickly.

The FAA in America has halted flight departures across the US following a major communication’s failure with no confirmed time for operations to continue.

Let me play out a scenario here…. There was an Ai expert at an Ai Safety Conference in America saying that he expects Ai will take over the world within the next three years. So, in the last 48 hours, no-one who uses Microsoft had access to their emails and now all departure flights are cancelled across the US. We regularly hear of massive cyber breaches and yes, the media may blame Russia or China, but what if it’s not them and Ai has already started its first few moves in the game of chess, for world domination? I am not scare mongering, I am merely musing on a Saturday morning, how easy it is for the world to be brought to its knees. I was unable to do my work yesterday as the portals I use, use two factor authentication and the code is emailed to me….which I couldn’t receive emails.

Well, that didn’t escalate at all. I mean that was already out of hand from the beginning.

So, no Swans players are going to be charged over the stripper scandal. So here are my two thoughts. First one is, there is a cover up and I feel deeply sorry for the girls involved and this could be the manifestation of a ‘boys club’ that sadly some girls find themselves in. Or secondly, this story was a media beat-up and the police investigated and found not enough evidence to do anything, in which case I feel sorry for the players involved, whose reputations are as dirty as Our Dear Leaders. You make the call, as I have no idea.

Greta (I am angry) Thunberg has doubled down on her criticism of climate protests after a video emerged showing her mocking campaigners still participating in the movement she founded. She is more a puppet than the puppets at the end of the Sound of Music. Watch the clip. She is the first one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmmOJx_Hxto

Well, that escalated quickly and ended with a reference only older people with know.

New Orleans cruise ship capsizes and sinks after it was hit by a tanker. Yeah those cruise ships are really hard to spot. Anyway, there were 129 on board and they survived.

That will do for today. Not a lot of news, but a lot of opinion. Hey if you don’t agree with me, that is ok. You are wrong. Have a great day.



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  1. I caught the new Metro to Marrickville Station for the first time today! (My son had showed me the PM’s house on a previous visit). I parked at Hillsong which is next to Norwest Metro. 50 minutes.

    Our only hope is a change of government next election. No one likes the new tax laws. The whole renewable energy thing is way too rushed. We use 0.88% of the worlds coal so to financially ruin us fir virtually no effect is utterly ridiculous!

    I live walking distance to the Northmead Coca Cola factory and drive past it several times a week. It reminds me of you Peter. So you get prayed for lots😊

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