M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the news. 

If you have a Telstra phone or internet connection you wont be seeing the newswrap this morning due an embarrassing human error that caused a nationwide outage…..Damm should have cut the red wire not the green wire.

Shane Warne has let it rip on the dumb reality TV show that he is currently prostituting himself on, that Steve Waugh was a totally selfish player…..as opposed to Warne who has just been a player and a payer (oh that comment is related to Effie the botox Queen in South Auburn who is on Warne’s speed dial)

Kitesurfer’s body pulled from the water off Brisbane.

Victorian man shot dead in street altercation.

$40 billion wiped off the value of Aussie shares yesterday.

Dick Smith gift cards are still worth as much as Shane Warne’s reputation. (That’s zero people).

An Islamic School in Sydney has lost $20 million in Govt funding because they were spending the money on anything but education.

Zika-carrying mosquitoes found at Brisbane Airport.

Psssst want to become a spy….ASIO is currently recruiting. So if you want to acquire a certain set of skills…..

Oh by the way: Liam Neeson has a girlfriend.

Andy Murray’s wife gives birth to a baby girl.

Nine people have been killed and more than 100 injured as train crash head on in Germany.

Egyptian President mocked for 4km red carpet laid out for him to visit Cairo’s poorest. See Pic.

Dow finished even.

Trump censored after insulting Ted Cruz with sexual slur.

Man dies after being found on fire outside Prince William’s house.

Soldier buried under 8 metres of rock hard ice, found alive six days after avalanche.

Young girl found alive under the rubble of a building post Taiwanese Earthquake.

Obama says wifi is dodgy at the White House – must have Telstra as their provider.

And on that note consider yourself across the major issues for the day.

Peter

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