I heard on the radio, as I was driving back from Sydney that apparently The Burgers are Better at Hungry Jacks.  Made me think about this statement and ask some questions as I drove.

• What type of burgers are we talking about here?
• Does this include Vegetarian Burgers?
• When is a burger not a burger – like if I ask for a burger with no meat, no lettuce, and no tomato – is it still a burger?
• What determines that the burgers are better?
• Is the determination based on nutritional value?
• Or is purely on taste?
• What if I am gluten free and can’t eat the burger – are they still better – kind of along the line of if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there – does it make a sound?
• Is it based on the whole experience or just purely on the burger? Like for instance if the coke is flat does that reduce the score of the burger?
• What are the credentials of the people making the conclusion that the burgers are better?
• Is there an Australian Standard for making better burgers and is this criteria public?
• What does God think about the burgers?
• Are bad burgers the result of a burger devil?
• Is the burger devil Hamburglar?
• Do better burgers actually exist or are they like the illusive perfect wave for surfers – you are never satisfied?
• Is our desire for better burgers a result of the brainwashing of slick marketing campaigns?
• Should we really care about how good burgers are when there is pain in the world?
• Is the better burgers campaign racist based? What about the countries where the indigenous population don’t eat burgers – are they excluded simply because we neo liberal capitalists demand burgers?
• Is the taste of the burgers somehow related to the cost of the burgers?
• Of course the question is if the burgers are better at Hungry Jacks – better than what?
• Is it better to eat a burger not from Hungry Jacks that may be not as good, as opposed to never eating a burger at all?
• Do better burgers produce true happiness?
• Should we live in a world where there is equality between burgers?
• Does the cow care if it’s made into a burger at Hungry Jacks or not?
• Who is Jack?
• Why is he hungry?
• Why doesn’t Jack eat his own burgers thereby becoming Satisfied Jacks.
• Would the burgers be even better if they added chocolate?
• If I had a week to live – would I have a Hungry Jacks burger on my Bucket List?
• Does the discovery of the God Particle change our judgment on just how good Hungry Jacks burgers are?
• Should we spend time blogging about better burgers?

And the answer to the last question is clearly yes

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