24th February 2018 Morning News Wrap


M68!: Morning News Wrap. From around the Globe to your Frontal Lobe. Good Morning. Here is the News:-
 
SouthEast Queensland has been renamed Waterworld after constant heavy rain now for two days. See Pic.
 
Several Sydney beaches closed after woman was mauled by a shark…..Do you ever wonder about things like this when they close a couple of beaches….do they know that the shark has access to ALL the beaches?
 
A WA Paramedic has been honoured for saving a young boy who had fallen into quicksand.
 
Perth mother killed in her driveway when an attempted car jacking went wrong.
 
Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce is resigning on Monday from being Deputy PM and leader of the Nationals. There is no truth to the rumours that the Nationals have approached the leader of Social Justice Organisation Global Care to step up and become their leader and the new Deputy leader of the Nation.
 
A Sydney Lawyer has defended his client to a court saying that the man, an accountant, should not be jailed for sex with child prostitutes….Not only is that a said statement but even sadder is that the courts are likely to give him a three day suspended sentence, a free Court System T-shirt and a holiday to Darwin.
 
Sydney father has kicked and thrown his 18month old daughter after she picked up the TV remote.
 
Trump says that American won’t follow Australia in terms of guncontrol….That’s ok Mr President…we haven’t followed American in terms of school shootings.
 
White House Down (See Pic)…..Oh wait….Sorry White House is in lockdown. Misread it. A woman has rammed the security barrier at the front gate just hours after the Trump Bernie meeting….And let’s see why we think she did that….She was running late for the 2:45pm Tour of the West Wing. She was a patriotic Australian who desperately wanted to see her leader. (I am referring to Trump). She had just got her L’s and had mistaken the big white building on Pennsylvania Ave for the USA Version of the RTA because ultimately she should have gone to Specsavers. Ok last one…It actually turned out that the woman was the estranged wife of Barnaby Joyce and she was desperate to tell PM Bernie not to accept his resignation.
 
An armed security guard stood outside the building where the Florida School shooting was happening and did nothing. He has since resigned and may face charges. Probably under the
Good Samaritan Seinfeld Law.
 
Stephen Fry has aggressive Prostate Cancer.
 
A policeman has died during clashes with football fans in North Spain.
 
Wall Street up 347 points.
 
That will do for today. Have an amazing Saturday as Summer begins to wind up.


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